Jingle Pig

My 5th grade advanced kids are big fans of Mad Libs. I am also a big fan, as it forces them to speak English, pronounce words, and figure out the difference between an adverb and an adjective. Here are two of my favorite works today (Sometimes I wonder where else they are learning English):

Super Salad
To make the best corpse salad, you need fresh ingredients. The best
time to buy a fresh corpse is from December to october. Go to your
local market. Pick up one corpse and study it. The corpse should be
dirty and terrible. These taste the best! Put 4 of them in your
shopping cart. You will also need a pound each of carrots and bombs.

Next, you need to get the ingredients for the salad dressing. You
might like poison apple dressing, which tastes yummy on corpse salad,
but you might also enjoy poison banana dressing. Pick out the 49494
best fruits you can find. Take your ingredients home, and get ready to
make your salad.

Wash and dry each corpse thoroughly. Use your knife to separate the
parts of the corpse. Put the pieces in a large salad bowl. Next, chop
the carrots and bombs, and put those in the bowl. To make the
dressing, mash the fruit in another bowl. Add a cup of oil and 44
teaspoons of vinegar. Pour the dressing into the large salad bowl and
mix the ingredients. Voilà! Enjoy your corpse salad.

And a little cheer for the season:

Jingle, Jingle!
Sing to the tune of “Jingle Bells.”

dying through the woods
In a one-monster open monster,
Over the fields we go,
playing rock-scissors-paper all the way.
sheep on bob-tail ring,
Making spirits bright,
What fun it is to kill and win
A sleighing song tonight!

Jingle pig, jingle pig,
Jingle all the way!
O what fun it is to eat
In a one-monster open monster.
Fire~~~~!!!!!!!!!

Jingle pig, jingle pig,
Jingle all the way!
O what fun it is to eat
In a one-monster open monster